Me and My Uterus

Uterus: .....look I know I was 2 days early but hey! STILL NO BABY

Me: Fuck you.

Uterus: Wait. Are you about to sneeze?

Me: ....NO

Uterus: You look like you want to sneeze.

Me: N- *sneezes*

Uterus: I love all this. Here have some pelvic pain AND nausea. AND because you said 'Fuck you'? There. Go get a new pad. Fetch. BITCH.

macaronkitty:

me on my period: *eats left over Chinese food while watching wedding shows and crying cuz why does she get such a great wedding she’s kind of rude when will my day come how aRE THEY ALL SO SKINNY MY BACK HURTS EATS ICE CREAM* 

mandavee:

Stress makes periods delayed

Delayed periods cause stress

you know what I’m sayin?

Period

Me: *shifts slightly in seat*

Uterus: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE? FUCK YOU HAVE SOME SPLITTING PAIN

phamousx3:

If Your Period Was A Person” 

Lololol I’m laughing so hard hahaha but so true!!!